just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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