So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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