we have officially lost it.
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
operation harelip BJ is a go
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
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i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
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Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
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