it's too hot outside to masturbate.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
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Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
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I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
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