Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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