Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
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i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
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Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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