At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
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There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
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At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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