it wasn't lemon gatorade
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
Slut skills are useful in every country.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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