i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
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I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
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Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
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I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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