it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
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Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
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You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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