Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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