Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
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