I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
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