That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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