I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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