Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
I understand Curling. That high.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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