Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
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No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
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Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
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