garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
You're a womanizer and a bitch.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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