There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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