I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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