Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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