I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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