is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
I supernannyed him into submission
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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