I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
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And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
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Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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