in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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