this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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