doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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