cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
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