that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
operation harelip BJ is a go
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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