its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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