FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
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I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
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if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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