i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
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