I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
and she was petting her beer can
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
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I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
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And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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