I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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