VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
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it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
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Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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