batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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