we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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