Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
last night i told the bartender i only have 3 days left to live so i wouldnt have to pay for drinks
this morning i woke up with a nothing but a pair of what i believe are fairy wings on - and the bartender in my bed
he thinks ill be dead by monday and still came home w me.. WTF?
messed up. what color are the wings?
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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