ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
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He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
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got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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