party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
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You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
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I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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