Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I licked your asshole in confidence.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
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