She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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