'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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