but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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