South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
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