it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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