he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
He keeps bees of course he's weird
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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