when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
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I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
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Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
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