perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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