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Sacagawea was the original milf.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
God, I missed his penis.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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