Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
Randomize
