What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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