His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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